Quotes of the Week

As you know, I teach fifth grade.  Fifth graders can be quite entertaining at times.  Here are a few quotes from my classroom this past week:

Student A: "I have a basketball game tomorrow."
Student B: "I didn't know you played basketball.  What position do you play?"
Student A:  "Running back."
Ms. Meadows: "Hmmmm... Pretty sure that's not right."

Ms. Meadows: "Can someone create a new word by adding a prefix to the word 'able' "
Student: "Fable"

Student A to Student B: "Dude, you're growin a mustache."
Student B: "No I ain't."
Student A: "Yes you are.  That mustache is comin'."