Recent Quotes from 5th Grade:
"Which part of the chicken is the nugget?"
"How much money should I put on a $5 gift card?"
"Ms. Meadows, are you wearing a Bumpit?"
Teacher: "Where do you think the red-tailed hawk gets its name?" Student: "Ummm... because it flies?"
"Ohhh, now I get it... April showers bring the Mayflower!"
"Is an F+ a D?"
"Ms. Meadows, we have been doing line dancing in PE, but we are about to start doing pole dancing!" (Not what it sounds like... There will be poles on the ground and they have to jump over them or something like that.)
"Ms. Meadows, I like sitting by you while you read to us because you are soft and squishy."
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